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Brainy Adventures

I’ve spent years studying the human brain, but nothing could have prepared me for the situations it has dropped me into. Here are a few of the more unusual moments from the past decade (the ones that don’t quite fit anywhere else, but probably say a lot about my career.)

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The Whoopi Goldberg Incident

A call out of the blue from my agent that began with “Are you sitting down?” is how I learned that the US TV rights to The Idiot Brain had been purchased by none other than Hollywood icon Whoopi Goldberg. This led to several meetings with American studios, a baffling encounter at a local bank, and a wildly unlikely friendship that endures to this day.

That time my cat made global headlines

Proving beyond doubt that the Internet loves cats, we acquired our own family feline, Pickle, in 2017, and he has, in many ways, enjoyed more fame and notoriety than me. He’s even made the US news!

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Being laughed at by astronauts

I once had the rare experience of being laughed at by a real life astronaut. It was during a performance I was doing at the Hammersmith Apollo. I was told they were laughing with me, not at me, but there’s no proof of this.

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Kicked off Radio 5 Live

I was once politely removed from a Radio 5 Live discussion for claiming I could perform a head transplant with a hacksaw and a stapler. I was making a valid point, though. The science was solid!

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The Miami Ketamine Episode

An unexpected invitation took me to Miami to observe and report on the international psychedelics conference. What I found was a wild clash of spirituality, science, economics and commerce. Featuring innovative treatments for depression, mushroom-infused coffee, virtual reality, and a great many people engaging in ‘chemical relaxation’. It was eye-opening, moving, and literally mind-bending.

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Comedy Beginnings

Before the books and the neuroscience, there was stand-up comedy. It explains more than you’d think.

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The Owl on Polish TV

I once had to do a live interview on Polish TV conducted through four layers of translation. However, the most confusing part of the experience was the large owl roaming around the studio. Nobody explained it. I still think about it.

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